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I was excited after finding human bones in my backyard, hoping for a murder mystery or maybe even that they were ancient remains.
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I was very pleased with myself when the genie granted my wish for a new exciting life every single day.
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When you’re lying down at night, going back and forth between a show you’ve seen a million times and scrolling Reddit, just be aware of my presence and don’t stare.
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Pissing people off on Reddit was always good for a laugh, especially the ones who would threaten to fight me.
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