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Pissing people off on Reddit was always good for a laugh, especially the ones who would threaten to fight me.

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I awoke to the sensation of my daughter kicking away at my bulging belly.

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Too focused on my molar mass worksheet to pay attention, I tuned my friend out as he yammered on about heisting candy off of our teacher’s desk at the end of last block.

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After the movie crew came to film at the old hospital, our town became a legend.

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As a cold blooded reptile, I always enjoyed curling up with my human for warmth.

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We’ve all been trapped on this island so long, lured in by this false paradise and forced to play the roles of happy citizens for their amusement.

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I hit block on yet another of my internet stalker’s new numbers and snuggled against my girlfriend’s side to distract myself.

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I don’t mean to brag, but since I became mayor the homeless population has practically been cut in half.

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The documentary investigation filmed in the depths of Loch Ness finally proved that the legendary pliosaur wasn’t, in fact, extinct.

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I was so desperate for a little Halloween fun that I was willing to try almost anything.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Pissing people off on Reddit was always good for a laugh, especially the ones who would threaten to fight me.	1057
I awoke to the sensation of my daughter kicking away at my bulging belly.	699
Too focused on my molar mass worksheet to pay attention, I tuned my friend out as he yammered on about heisting candy off of our teacher’s desk at the end of last block.	152
After the movie crew came to film at the old hospital, our town became a legend.	51
As a cold blooded reptile, I always enjoyed curling up with my human for warmth.	45
We’ve all been trapped on this island so long, lured in by this false paradise and forced to play the roles of happy citizens for their amusement.	26
I hit block on yet another of my internet stalker’s new numbers and snuggled against my girlfriend’s side to distract myself.	23
I don’t mean to brag, but since I became mayor the homeless population has practically been cut in half.	20
The documentary investigation filmed in the depths of Loch Ness finally proved that the legendary pliosaur wasn’t, in fact, extinct.	13
I was so desperate for a little Halloween fun that I was willing to try almost anything.	9