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After a while, having people come to my new cubicle, look in, and say "You're not George" got pretty irritating.

1031 upvotes • LostInTheWildPlace

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1 New voice-mail: Mom

1030 upvotes • paumAlho

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Kids, come give daddy a hug!

1030 upvotes • EsausSon

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My girlfriend and I have a foolproof method of birth control and I am a little shocked that more people don't use it.

1030 upvotes • Human_Fly13

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"Where are they—in what room?" the firefighter pleads with the boy, as flames envelop the house behind them.

1030 upvotes • normancrane

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[SEP22] The pretty little girl smiled as I handed her a bag of strawberry laces.

1030 upvotes • 2ndLeftRupert

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Guests at the gender reveal party stirred, wondering how the couple would announce the news.

1029 upvotes • GuyAwks

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I watched with amazement as 1000s of space ships soared into the sky.

1029 upvotes • mattgoat5

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The red & blue flashes were not enough of a distraction from the extremely odd, cold sensation in my lower half.

1029 upvotes • AKhakiNerfHerder

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I'm a nice person, so I was really committed to finding the owner of the backpack I found unattended in the subway.

1029 upvotes • StonedColdKiller997

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After a while, having people come to my new cubicle, look in, and say "You're not George" got pretty irritating.	1031	LostInTheWildPlace
1 New voice-mail: Mom	1030	paumAlho
Kids, come give daddy a hug!	1030	EsausSon
My girlfriend and I have a foolproof method of birth control and I am a little shocked that more people don't use it.	1030	Human_Fly13
"Where are they—in what room?" the firefighter pleads with the boy, as flames envelop the house behind them.	1030	normancrane
[SEP22] The pretty little girl smiled as I handed her a bag of strawberry laces.	1030	2ndLeftRupert
Guests at the gender reveal party stirred, wondering how the couple would announce the news.	1029	GuyAwks
I watched with amazement as 1000s of space ships soared into the sky.	1029	mattgoat5
The red & blue flashes were not enough of a distraction from the extremely odd, cold sensation in my lower half.	1029	AKhakiNerfHerder
I'm a nice person, so I was really committed to finding the owner of the backpack I found unattended in the subway.	1029	StonedColdKiller997