/u/normancrane's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I didn't want a baby brother, so I returned him," the girl proudly told her parents.

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I hate my English teacher.

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"Cancer is killing her," the doctor said.

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As the mob held the old woman down, I smashed the axe straight into her chest.

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The airplane cut diagonally across the sky, leaving in its wake a single white chemtrail.

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"Your wife's still hot," the cartel boss said, pouring me a drink.

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She awoke feeling too warm, wet and itchy, so she shook until she was dry and had removed most of her fleas.

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"D-d-does your daughter want a pony?" the stable master asked, backing away from me.

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I sat between the lamp and the hospital bed, holding my child's cold, limp hand, watching the agony of her slow and painful death.

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Despite our children's sobbing protest, after our beloved dog gave birth to puppies we ultimately decided to drown them.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I didn't want a baby brother, so I returned him," the girl proudly told her parents.	18998
I hate my English teacher.	17924
"Cancer is killing her," the doctor said.	16971
As the mob held the old woman down, I smashed the axe straight into her chest.	13103
The airplane cut diagonally across the sky, leaving in its wake a single white chemtrail.	11055
"Your wife's still hot," the cartel boss said, pouring me a drink.	9764
She awoke feeling too warm, wet and itchy, so she shook until she was dry and had removed most of her fleas.	9587
"D-d-does your daughter want a pony?" the stable master asked, backing away from me.	7288
I sat between the lamp and the hospital bed, holding my child's cold, limp hand, watching the agony of her slow and painful death.	5525
Despite our children's sobbing protest, after our beloved dog gave birth to puppies we ultimately decided to drown them.	4137