/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Only show posts with narrations

"My nephew slipped and scraped his knee whilst playing with some friends" I spoke aloud.

35 upvotes • JohnnyMyGuy

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I got a knock knock joke.

35 upvotes • Elijah_the_original

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My meme got 100 upvotes.

35 upvotes • snorlaxlover123

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She spat so she wouldn’t retch and started to wipe it off her face, but the director yelled: “stick to the script!”

35 upvotes • mydadsnameisharold

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‘It’s really not that deep’

35 upvotes • SunkyV3

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This store is weird, it only sells paintings of the same sad guy

35 upvotes • NicheAngst

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"We have found the cure for COVID-19", said the scientists.

35 upvotes • alacz

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Excited to take me on a shopping trip, my Mom tells me I am her favorite daughter.

35 upvotes • [deleted]

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My mom loved baking apple pies even though I hate them.

35 upvotes • Michael-Hawkinson

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"Why won't God cure me?"

35 upvotes • ricarleite1

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"My nephew slipped and scraped his knee whilst playing with some friends" I spoke aloud.	35	JohnnyMyGuy
I got a knock knock joke.	35	Elijah_the_original
My meme got 100 upvotes.	35	snorlaxlover123
She spat so she wouldn’t retch and started to wipe it off her face, but the director yelled: “stick to the script!”	35	mydadsnameisharold
‘It’s really not that deep’	35	SunkyV3
This store is weird, it only sells paintings of the same sad guy	35	NicheAngst
"We have found the cure for COVID-19", said the scientists.	35	alacz
Excited to take me on a shopping trip, my Mom tells me I am her favorite daughter.	35	[deleted]
My mom loved baking apple pies even though I hate them.	35	Michael-Hawkinson
"Why won't God cure me?"	35	ricarleite1