/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"You have dishonored our family, by having sex with that man- you cannot stay in this house any longer!"

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"She fell into the rapids, and he leapt in to save her."

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She said, "mommy, I'm sorry I'm so stupid all the time."

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“Oh, tha— God you answe—d!”

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I died with unfinished business so I’ve been haunting my crush for what might be decades.

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I asked her if there was any chance.

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When you're in a long term relationship you kinda end up balancing each other out and meeting in the middle.

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The dog whimpered and pressed her body as low to the ground as it could.

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"Don't stop, I'm coming!"

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It was the coldest day on record- and when Oscar started to feel warm, he knew he was going to die.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"You have dishonored our family, by having sex with that man- you cannot stay in this house any longer!"	2636
"She fell into the rapids, and he leapt in to save her."	2300
She said, "mommy, I'm sorry I'm so stupid all the time."	1801
“Oh, tha— God you answe—d!”	1730
I died with unfinished business so I’ve been haunting my crush for what might be decades.	1665
I asked her if there was any chance.	1635
When you're in a long term relationship you kinda end up balancing each other out and meeting in the middle.	1547
The dog whimpered and pressed her body as low to the ground as it could.	1450
"Don't stop, I'm coming!"	1448
It was the coldest day on record- and when Oscar started to feel warm, he knew he was going to die.	1404