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My aunt tied my hands to the headboard and took my pants off.

22 upvotes • Captain_Snapmaster
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I absolutely despised all of the happy people that were shown while the commercial played the side effects of some pills.

22 upvotes • SirFloofthe3rd
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He chose me over his children.

22 upvotes • Jelly_Bean36
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Original content? On r/jokes??

22 upvotes • PulsarNyx
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Before they parted, she breathed in the scent of her perfume.

22 upvotes • [deleted]
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Maybe the insurgents had good intentions.

22 upvotes • Lolguy2014
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The man asked if I still thought about him.

22 upvotes • [deleted]
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The medication's effectiveness is wearing off, and no matter how many pills i take, the pain is getting worse.

22 upvotes • It_is_not_that_hard
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"Don't get to close to the water boys- the current is faster than it looks!"

22 upvotes • mydadsnameisharold
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The people watched in horror as a man pushed his own daughter out the window of the apartment.

22 upvotes • Veloci-RKPTR
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