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/r/TwoSentenceSadness

''r/usernamechecksout''

695 upvotes • mr-blindsight
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As always, the monster waited patiently in Jake's closet for his father to leave.

695 upvotes • flanneur
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"I'm out of this world!" exclaimed the young man.

692 upvotes • Potatoenesss
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My friends and coworkers always ask about my bruises and black eyes.

692 upvotes • Chicken_Mannakin
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I sat at my buddy's table and pulled out my lunch bag.

691 upvotes • webbersmak
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"What are you doing over here by yourself Lucy, why aren't you playing netball with the other girls?"

691 upvotes • hodgetiger
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An old lady was found dead on the floor of her apartment.

690 upvotes • Htimsxnhoj
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After my wife left me, I found a check she wrote out to me over 10 years ago on the first check from our joint account for, “one kiss.”

690 upvotes • shinysohyun
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"Goodbye son, I love you," said my dad as we were leaving.

689 upvotes • ImTheMasonSensation
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“Never disappoint yourself”

688 upvotes • Stoic-Dreamventurer
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