/u/Chicken_Mannakin's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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My friends and coworkers always ask about my bruises and black eyes.

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I was in labor and my husband was speeding down the road to get me to the hospital.

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I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

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12 people were admitted to the hospital after a bus crash.

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I asked my teacher if I may use the toilet situation, there.

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My bully beat me harder than usual yesterday and I think I have brain damage...

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I proved the machine wasn't safe and the lockout procedures were not properly followed.

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At least I can't hear their lecture about paying attention.

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They told me go kill myself.

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I was quick to lend a hand when any friend asked for help moving.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My friends and coworkers always ask about my bruises and black eyes.	692
I was in labor and my husband was speeding down the road to get me to the hospital.	655
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.	600
12 people were admitted to the hospital after a bus crash.	569
I asked my teacher if I may use the toilet situation, there.	543
My bully beat me harder than usual yesterday and I think I have brain damage...	259
I proved the machine wasn't safe and the lockout procedures were not properly followed.	250
At least I can't hear their lecture about paying attention.	182
They told me go kill myself.	122
I was quick to lend a hand when any friend asked for help moving.	113