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Patient: I don’t have COVID, it’s a hoax; now what am I signing doctor?

16 upvotes • FMF_sunflowers
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“I’m so glad that Trevor died instead of you, my beloved Tommy!”

16 upvotes • cindybubbles
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As a get older, things seem to take longer to do.

16 upvotes • baronesslucy
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I told them everything

16 upvotes • Average_Gamerguy
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After the birth of my first child, I was running low on cash so I searched Ebay for some cheap clothes.

16 upvotes • [deleted]
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My toddler keeps wanting to cuddle, but it's too risky.

16 upvotes • mydadsnameisharold
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The food was great, the music even better and I bought $120 worth of souvenirs to remind me of the good times we had there.

16 upvotes • cindybubbles
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My mother has colors on her face.

16 upvotes • ghostxlann
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I was advised that my composition may be better suited for this sub ❤️

16 upvotes • Ziggyjkr
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My wife and I used to love coming to this bridge to watch the sunset.

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