/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I was relieved to realize the fact that I was finally done with my math test!

12 upvotes • afnaffan

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"Dad, please stop with these corny jokes!"

12 upvotes • wuchta

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I have run marathons, swam oceans, and climbed mountains.

12 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I was finally ready, confidently for the first time in my pathetic life, got on one knee.

12 upvotes • RedditSanity

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"...You were my world babe!" he cried loudly at the coffin.

12 upvotes • JustAnotherYaoiFan

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The mothers in my new support group are overtaken by grief, wishing there was some way they could have prevented the deaths of their children.

12 upvotes • handwashingsaveslive

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Faust, confused about why the demons hadn't dragged him into hell at the end of his contract, asked, "Why am I not facing Perdition?"

12 upvotes • Thatspretttyfunny

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Drinking beer at a party while everyone is having so much fun.

12 upvotes • lukalap

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Ah yes I like this person a lot (satire)

12 upvotes • cantankerous4

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Since technology has advanced, I was one of the first to be sent to another star.

12 upvotes • WoodenPiano

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was relieved to realize the fact that I was finally done with my math test!	12	afnaffan
"Dad, please stop with these corny jokes!"	12	wuchta
I have run marathons, swam oceans, and climbed mountains.	12	Outside_Normal
I was finally ready, confidently for the first time in my pathetic life, got on one knee.	12	RedditSanity
"...You were my world babe!" he cried loudly at the coffin.	12	JustAnotherYaoiFan
The mothers in my new support group are overtaken by grief, wishing there was some way they could have prevented the deaths of their children.	12	handwashingsaveslive
Faust, confused about why the demons hadn't dragged him into hell at the end of his contract, asked, "Why am I not facing Perdition?"	12	Thatspretttyfunny
Drinking beer at a party while everyone is having so much fun.	12	lukalap
Ah yes I like this person a lot (satire)	12	cantankerous4
Since technology has advanced, I was one of the first to be sent to another star.	12	WoodenPiano