/u/Outside_Normal's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Letting my girlfriend go first, she hit me with "I think we should see other people."

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"So if you CAN travel between 'alternate realities', why would you choose to live in the one where I utterly loathe and despise you?"

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Finishing off my mom's special lasagne, I had a sudden realization.

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"The advertisement clearly states the shoes are for SALE," rebuked the butler, not bothering to hide the disdain in his voice, before slamming the door in my face.

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I remember the day we declared our love would last as long as the mighty oak that we carved our initials into.

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I felt so complete cuddling with her on the couch, I could stay like this forever.

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They tore out all the original parts and replaced them with cheaper materials to make it work.

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Despite graduating with top marks from Juilliard I struggled for years trying to get my big break in show business.

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r/TwoSentenceSadness will be joining in on the June 12th-14th protest of Reddit's API changes that will essentially kill all 3rd party Reddit apps.

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He had a reputation for humiliating and hurting women.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Letting my girlfriend go first, she hit me with "I think we should see other people."	2832
"So if you CAN travel between 'alternate realities', why would you choose to live in the one where I utterly loathe and despise you?"	2329
Finishing off my mom's special lasagne, I had a sudden realization.	2210
"The advertisement clearly states the shoes are for SALE," rebuked the butler, not bothering to hide the disdain in his voice, before slamming the door in my face.	2210
I remember the day we declared our love would last as long as the mighty oak that we carved our initials into.	1903
I felt so complete cuddling with her on the couch, I could stay like this forever.	1556
They tore out all the original parts and replaced them with cheaper materials to make it work.	1333
Despite graduating with top marks from Juilliard I struggled for years trying to get my big break in show business.	1150
r/TwoSentenceSadness will be joining in on the June 12th-14th protest of Reddit's API changes that will essentially kill all 3rd party Reddit apps.	1101
He had a reputation for humiliating and hurting women.	998