/u/Outside_Normal's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"So if you CAN travel between 'alternate realities', why would you choose to live in the one where I utterly loathe and despise you?"
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"The advertisement clearly states the shoes are for SALE," rebuked the butler, not bothering to hide the disdain in his voice, before slamming the door in my face.
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I remember the day we declared our love would last as long as the mighty oak that we carved our initials into.
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Despite graduating with top marks from Juilliard I struggled for years trying to get my big break in show business.
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