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For my birthday I got a soccer ball, leggings, and a couple pairs of socks.

9 upvotes • WolfieWee
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In solace my only company were that of a dead man. His voice reminded me of a time before loss and hasty farewells.

9 upvotes • [deleted]
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"Oh and why should I?!", I asked myself.

9 upvotes • _P_O_O_D_L_E_
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It was bright, nothing more

9 upvotes • Nicetits_gimmeMayo69
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Please jerk me off with you feet!

9 upvotes • BenIsACriminal
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Hickory Dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.

9 upvotes • Karappona_kokoro
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I went to the dollar store the other day!

9 upvotes • [deleted]
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I nearly jumped out of my skin as the desk goes bang and the bullies guffawed at my fear.

9 upvotes • donutaud15
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I guess I ought to just admit it, I'm an incel.

9 upvotes • mydadsnameisharold
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I used to be the fire marshal for my city, but I got laid off because of my city's economy.

9 upvotes • dickcheney600
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