/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"Yay! It's shower time!" exclaimed the little girl

493 upvotes • SmartWeirdo744

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My mother walked away with my phone in her hand, muttering about stupid attention seeking teens.

492 upvotes • Mayathepie

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The angel found me on the bridge about to jump, and granted my wish to have never been born.

492 upvotes • PistachioPug

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The OBGYN was incredibly sympathetic as she reassured me that there was only a 40% chance of termination during the first trimester.

492 upvotes • EmpressLotus

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the car horn your neighbor beeped for his son at 7:13 every morning was your cue to get up for the day.

491 upvotes • blatant-disrespect

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"Even the night sky is smiling down upon our union," he thought, as a ginormous Shooting Star streaked across the sky above the two young lovers.

491 upvotes • mediamusing

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He came home drunk and furious.

491 upvotes • Accelerator231

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Side by side have we fought our entire lives.

491 upvotes • GodPriestJonathan

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"HEY! Please hurry! Pa fell and he's not waking up!" My brother screams as he bursts through the door. NSFW

491 upvotes • UnfamiliarTroll

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A wise man once told me that there would come a time when life would flash before our eyes and to make sure it is one worth watching.

490 upvotes • Daily_Scrolls_516

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Yay! It's shower time!" exclaimed the little girl	493	SmartWeirdo744
My mother walked away with my phone in her hand, muttering about stupid attention seeking teens.	492	Mayathepie
The angel found me on the bridge about to jump, and granted my wish to have never been born.	492	PistachioPug
The OBGYN was incredibly sympathetic as she reassured me that there was only a 40% chance of termination during the first trimester.	492	EmpressLotus
the car horn your neighbor beeped for his son at 7:13 every morning was your cue to get up for the day.	491	blatant-disrespect
"Even the night sky is smiling down upon our union," he thought, as a ginormous Shooting Star streaked across the sky above the two young lovers.	491	mediamusing
He came home drunk and furious.	491	Accelerator231
Side by side have we fought our entire lives.	491	GodPriestJonathan
"HEY! Please hurry! Pa fell and he's not waking up!" My brother screams as he bursts through the door. NSFW	491	UnfamiliarTroll
A wise man once told me that there would come a time when life would flash before our eyes and to make sure it is one worth watching.	490	Daily_Scrolls_516