/u/blatant-disrespect's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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the car horn your neighbor beeped for his son at 7:13 every morning was your cue to get up for the day.

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I didn't let my cat out this morning like I usually do, because she was naughty.

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the next morning she asked how I take my coffee, I told her it doesn't matter.

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"my daughter is a teacher too"

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you don't recognize any of the food in your refrigerator anymore.

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all of your favourite traits come from your father.

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there's a dead fly floating in your coffee cup.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
the car horn your neighbor beeped for his son at 7:13 every morning was your cue to get up for the day.	491
I didn't let my cat out this morning like I usually do, because she was naughty.	144
the next morning she asked how I take my coffee, I told her it doesn't matter.	111
"my daughter is a teacher too"	104
you don't recognize any of the food in your refrigerator anymore.	50
all of your favourite traits come from your father.	48
there's a dead fly floating in your coffee cup.	24