/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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‘Honey, I know you’ve had a long day, but did you remember to change the batteries in the smoke alarm?’

373 upvotes • Original-Loquat3788

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It was a funeral fit for an emperor with millions crowding the streets to catch even the barest glimpse of the procession.

373 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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“Look! Master gave me chocolate!” the old dog said to it’s puppies.

372 upvotes • thattruths

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It’s hard to wait around for something you know might never happen.

372 upvotes • ceazecab

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At the end, I told my ex "The axe forgets; the tree remembers."

372 upvotes • Leoncroi

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She explained that after spending time with people, she needed to be alone to recharge, but how she never felt that need after being with me.

372 upvotes • DaddyAdorable

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I let out a sob of relief when stepping on the scale, to see I was Finally under 200 pounds after months of effort..

372 upvotes • Annie_Quill

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I sigh as I pour the shampoo into the washing machine.

372 upvotes • live_in_pink

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I really wished I had friends, but that would require me to talk to others.

371 upvotes • SAHLOFOLIDA

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Went to the store and bought a shotgun. NSFW

371 upvotes • ehhhidkyet

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
‘Honey, I know you’ve had a long day, but did you remember to change the batteries in the smoke alarm?’	373	Original-Loquat3788
It was a funeral fit for an emperor with millions crowding the streets to catch even the barest glimpse of the procession.	373	Outside_Normal
“Look! Master gave me chocolate!” the old dog said to it’s puppies.	372	thattruths
It’s hard to wait around for something you know might never happen.	372	ceazecab
At the end, I told my ex "The axe forgets; the tree remembers."	372	Leoncroi
She explained that after spending time with people, she needed to be alone to recharge, but how she never felt that need after being with me.	372	DaddyAdorable
I let out a sob of relief when stepping on the scale, to see I was Finally under 200 pounds after months of effort..	372	Annie_Quill
I sigh as I pour the shampoo into the washing machine.	372	live_in_pink
I really wished I had friends, but that would require me to talk to others.	371	SAHLOFOLIDA
Went to the store and bought a shotgun. NSFW	371	ehhhidkyet