/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Two years ago, when my son first told me that the neighbors were plotting to kidnap him, I joked and said, “Yeah, and the neighbors steal my kidneys when I’m asleep, oh, and Bill Clinton put a hit out on me”

144 upvotes • AdministrativeDirt1

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"I'm a fucking child, stop hurting me like this you're supposed to PROTECT ME!" NSFW

144 upvotes • PansexualGremlinDoll

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My sister dragged me into my parents room and told them what I'd done, but they just laughed and replied with "Boys will be boys."

144 upvotes • BRINGINTHEGRIDDLLLEE

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Alcoholism is killing my father,

144 upvotes • goodthins

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"Congratulations mom, you've just given birth to a bouncing baby boy," I announced to the new mother.

144 upvotes • Thunor_SixHammers

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"Mom, please pick me up.. i need you" sent 1h ago.

144 upvotes • dheavoca123

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We were brothers, two years apart.

144 upvotes • Weedrill2

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I wore my mother's white dress that she passed down to me at my own wedding.

144 upvotes • Wearing_human_skin

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It’s impossible to fathom the depth and pain of Katie’s sorrow.

144 upvotes • MontezMahal

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Jonathan finally mustered the courage to confess his feelings

144 upvotes • Twirdman

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Two years ago, when my son first told me that the neighbors were plotting to kidnap him, I joked and said, “Yeah, and the neighbors steal my kidneys when I’m asleep, oh, and Bill Clinton put a hit out on me”	144	AdministrativeDirt1
"I'm a fucking child, stop hurting me like this you're supposed to PROTECT ME!" NSFW	144	PansexualGremlinDoll
My sister dragged me into my parents room and told them what I'd done, but they just laughed and replied with "Boys will be boys."	144	BRINGINTHEGRIDDLLLEE
Alcoholism is killing my father,	144	goodthins
"Congratulations mom, you've just given birth to a bouncing baby boy," I announced to the new mother.	144	Thunor_SixHammers
"Mom, please pick me up.. i need you" sent 1h ago.	144	dheavoca123
We were brothers, two years apart.	144	Weedrill2
I wore my mother's white dress that she passed down to me at my own wedding.	144	Wearing_human_skin
It’s impossible to fathom the depth and pain of Katie’s sorrow.	144	MontezMahal
Jonathan finally mustered the courage to confess his feelings	144	Twirdman