/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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The wounded captain stared up at me as he tried on his new Eyepatch. "Why'd you gouge you're eye out?" I said

1485 upvotes • [deleted]

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"Why have you acted so strange around us ever since your sister died?"

1485 upvotes • Tiz_Purple

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Today was the best day ever because I got to eat like a 100 M&Ms!

1480 upvotes • AShadyPyro

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I'm told that telling people you're suicidal is manipulative.

1478 upvotes • mollymolotov666

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I can hear the crack of broken bones from giving chest compressions to Mrs. Pearl Ann.

1476 upvotes • boeunnie

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I begged my father not to put our dog to sleep but he wouldn't listen to me, even after I explained to him that she was my only friend

1476 upvotes • sugar-soad

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I watched my best friend and the love of my life say the wedding vows

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Edward summoned all his strength and told his wife, Sarah, “Dr. Williams says I have late stage lung cancer.”

1470 upvotes • LeisureSuitLaurie

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I rested my head on my friends shoulder as I took a swig of his beer, allowing the flavor to dance on my taste buds.

1470 upvotes • boratenthusiast

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"Wait, where are you going?" The Angel called out.

1469 upvotes • SilverWaters793

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The wounded captain stared up at me as he tried on his new Eyepatch. "Why'd you gouge you're eye out?" I said	1485	[deleted]
"Why have you acted so strange around us ever since your sister died?"	1485	Tiz_Purple
Today was the best day ever because I got to eat like a 100 M&Ms!	1480	AShadyPyro
I'm told that telling people you're suicidal is manipulative.	1478	mollymolotov666
I can hear the crack of broken bones from giving chest compressions to Mrs. Pearl Ann.	1476	boeunnie
I begged my father not to put our dog to sleep but he wouldn't listen to me, even after I explained to him that she was my only friend	1476	sugar-soad
I watched my best friend and the love of my life say the wedding vows	1470	[deleted]
Edward summoned all his strength and told his wife, Sarah, “Dr. Williams says I have late stage lung cancer.”	1470	LeisureSuitLaurie
I rested my head on my friends shoulder as I took a swig of his beer, allowing the flavor to dance on my taste buds.	1470	boratenthusiast
"Wait, where are you going?" The Angel called out.	1469	SilverWaters793