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I don’t think Daddy liked the name Mommy picked out for my new brother, because he was crying when he came back to the waiting room to tell Auntie.

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I rested my head on my friends shoulder as I took a swig of his beer, allowing the flavor to dance on my taste buds.

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My mom was a hero, sacrificing her own life in order to save mine.

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My wife called me by the wrong name last night.

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It took a year to earn it, but a mere 5 seconds to throw away.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I don’t think Daddy liked the name Mommy picked out for my new brother, because he was crying when he came back to the waiting room to tell Auntie.	2893
I rested my head on my friends shoulder as I took a swig of his beer, allowing the flavor to dance on my taste buds.	1470
My mom was a hero, sacrificing her own life in order to save mine.	116
My wife called me by the wrong name last night.	1
It took a year to earn it, but a mere 5 seconds to throw away.	1