/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"Look mom, the water has turned red in the washing machine"

86 upvotes • thewonder01

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“You’re disgusting and I hate you,” I imagined saying to the person in front of me.

86 upvotes • Revolutionary-Bar402

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I kept up a brave face as my sister and I posed for pictures at my wedding, my sister of course being the dutiful maid of honor.

86 upvotes • LadyofTheGreyPath

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I could handle my family's mockery for having a chicken as an emotional support animal.

86 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I don't know where you are or what you're doing, and I'm not sure I want to know.

85 upvotes • PistachioPug

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Like a cartoon character, I run off the cliff again and again, and it's not until I look down that I start to fall.

85 upvotes • PistachioPug

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Mommy and me are moving into a new house today, and I'm so excited!

85 upvotes • TheOminousDarkness

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I sometimes put flowers on unmarked graves yards.

85 upvotes • It_is_not_that_hard

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As he ran into the inferno that was once his family home, he internally screamed two truths that were a mantra for his manhood...

85 upvotes • [deleted]

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I opened my mouth, squeezed, and heard a click.

85 upvotes • Reasonable-Bath-4963

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Look mom, the water has turned red in the washing machine"	86	thewonder01
“You’re disgusting and I hate you,” I imagined saying to the person in front of me.	86	Revolutionary-Bar402
I kept up a brave face as my sister and I posed for pictures at my wedding, my sister of course being the dutiful maid of honor.	86	LadyofTheGreyPath
I could handle my family's mockery for having a chicken as an emotional support animal.	86	Outside_Normal
I don't know where you are or what you're doing, and I'm not sure I want to know.	85	PistachioPug
Like a cartoon character, I run off the cliff again and again, and it's not until I look down that I start to fall.	85	PistachioPug
Mommy and me are moving into a new house today, and I'm so excited!	85	TheOminousDarkness
I sometimes put flowers on unmarked graves yards.	85	It_is_not_that_hard
As he ran into the inferno that was once his family home, he internally screamed two truths that were a mantra for his manhood...	85	[deleted]
I opened my mouth, squeezed, and heard a click.	85	Reasonable-Bath-4963