/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Post a picture of a fit woman in a bikini on the refrigerator door, everyone says, and hang a sexy dress in your closet three sizes too small.

65 upvotes • PistachioPug

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"Master is finally home! He's safe!"

65 upvotes • musicalphantom10

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Involved in loneliness, insanity, and bad thoughts.

65 upvotes • Sudden-Let-560

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You can find funerals anywhere.

65 upvotes • AccomplishedAd6520

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I thought that it would be over now that they quit.

65 upvotes • TheUnholyAvocado2077

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I won a quadrillion token jackpot whilst playing a game and thought, "Wouldn't it be nice to do that with real money, here in Canada, and not have to pay a bit of tax?"

65 upvotes • Poldark_Lite

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Gathering up her remaining strength, Daisy let out one last, hopeful howl from the alley to let her humans know she heard them calling her name.

65 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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The veterinarian put her hand on my arm and calmly said, “Sir, you to let go.”

65 upvotes • [deleted]

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The phone call was only a minute, but a minute was all it took.

65 upvotes • jdyerjdyer

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They told me that when I died, I would relive my happiest memory before dying.

65 upvotes • That_Child22

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Post a picture of a fit woman in a bikini on the refrigerator door, everyone says, and hang a sexy dress in your closet three sizes too small.	65	PistachioPug
"Master is finally home! He's safe!"	65	musicalphantom10
Involved in loneliness, insanity, and bad thoughts.	65	Sudden-Let-560
You can find funerals anywhere.	65	AccomplishedAd6520
I thought that it would be over now that they quit.	65	TheUnholyAvocado2077
I won a quadrillion token jackpot whilst playing a game and thought, "Wouldn't it be nice to do that with real money, here in Canada, and not have to pay a bit of tax?"	65	Poldark_Lite
Gathering up her remaining strength, Daisy let out one last, hopeful howl from the alley to let her humans know she heard them calling her name.	65	Outside_Normal
The veterinarian put her hand on my arm and calmly said, “Sir, you to let go.”	65	[deleted]
The phone call was only a minute, but a minute was all it took.	65	jdyerjdyer
They told me that when I died, I would relive my happiest memory before dying.	65	That_Child22