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“And now for a speech from your Class Valedictorian”

39 upvotes • coys223

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She was so excited to have a new puppy, she kissed him on the snout and said: "Okay Rover, you be a good boy now!"

39 upvotes • mydadsnameisharold

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"Red one.....Black one.....White one.....Black one......Why do they all zoom by and none of them stop for me?..."

39 upvotes • Trench_Survivor

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The balloon floated through the air drifting lazily over the town, barely a red speck in the sky.

39 upvotes • jdyerjdyer

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"No, thank you.", I kept politely declining the warm and loving offers of food from the old woman who let me stay in her house for a night, as I simply couldn't eat what she was serving.

39 upvotes • 1_908e

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"I believe it is time to let him go because this does not seem healthy anymore," said the robotic voice.

39 upvotes • philistine-slayer

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The Insomniac

39 upvotes • latchkey_49

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I make sure to bring my mum flowers every week

39 upvotes • OfficialDampSquid

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Sarah helped her daughter on to the platform next to her.

39 upvotes • Horror_of_absurd

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My doctor said the last symptom was memory loss

39 upvotes • yeet4297

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“And now for a speech from your Class Valedictorian”	39	coys223
She was so excited to have a new puppy, she kissed him on the snout and said: "Okay Rover, you be a good boy now!"	39	mydadsnameisharold
"Red one.....Black one.....White one.....Black one......Why do they all zoom by and none of them stop for me?..."	39	Trench_Survivor
The balloon floated through the air drifting lazily over the town, barely a red speck in the sky.	39	jdyerjdyer
"No, thank you.", I kept politely declining the warm and loving offers of food from the old woman who let me stay in her house for a night, as I simply couldn't eat what she was serving.	39	1_908e
"I believe it is time to let him go because this does not seem healthy anymore," said the robotic voice.	39	philistine-slayer
The Insomniac	39	latchkey_49
I make sure to bring my mum flowers every week	39	OfficialDampSquid
Sarah helped her daughter on to the platform next to her.	39	Horror_of_absurd
My doctor said the last symptom was memory loss	39	yeet4297