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[WP]As you enter the house you decided to rob, you hear someone say," Alexa, turn the lights on." As you turn you see a tall, naked man. He is wearing a paper mache Shrek mask and he is holding a cheese grater. You listen in horror as you hear him say," humans are like onions, they have layers."

by /u/WonkierCracker6 in /r/WritingPrompts

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