[WP] People ask why your prices are so exorbitant for an exterminator. You always tell them, while pointing out the sniper rifles, knives, silenced pistols, and garroting wire, that you're not an exterminator: You're a pest assassin.
by /u/FennecWF in /r/WritingPrompts
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