[WP] Haakon Headsplitter, Dirk the Disemboweler and Bianca Bloodspiller. Your parents named you in hopes you would one day be great warriors. Instead you became a couples therapist, a preschool teacher and a car mechanic. Your parents are still mad at you and family visits are uncomfortable at best.
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