[WP] You give a perfunctory, polite knock and the ancient door creaks open. Empty sockets peer down at you. "ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴀʀᴇs ᴅɪsᴛᴜʀʙ ᴍᴇ?" says a voice like the slamming of coffin lids. "Hello, sir. Your time is up, and I'm here to collect... on your rather extensive unpaid taxes." "ᴏʜ, ɪ... ᴜᴍ... ᴅᴀᴍᴍɪᴛ."