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[WP] When the Hero defeated the Dark Lord and showed up to take the princesses hand, everyone was surprised. Everyone assumed he was in a relationship with his sidekick because of their platonic love for each other.
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[WP] “Hello, kitten-“ “Ummmm… human sir? That is an eldritch being. Not pet. Do not touch.” “Look, it’s fine. If it looks like a cat, it is a cat.” *eldritch purring sounds*
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[WP] Superman announces on the news that he is going to kill each person on earth, one by one, until humanity is wiped out, in alphabetical order.
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[WP] "I'll die if you kill me", your best friend once tells you. You laugh at it at the time, but when they turn out to be an immortal bent on destroying everything, you remember their words.
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[WP] The ritual requires a bell, book, and candle. Unfortunately, your car broke down in the middle of nowhere, and you have a cat toy, your car manual, and a spark plug. It’ll still work, right? Probably?
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[WP] While being held at gunpoint the gunman asks you if you have any last words. After contemplating for a bit you answer, "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!"
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[WP] Everyone is born with a power, but they can be bought and sold. Being poor, you purchase only the cheapest ones, gaining you ridicule and the title "Mr. Useless". Recently, however, you realized how you can use all these "useless" powers together, and set out to make a better name for yourself.
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[WP] As the gatekeeper of Hell itself, you're used to hearing "I don't belong here." Your job is to convince people they do. So this morning, the last thing you expected was a call from Heaven, about a goody-two-shoes fussing about how they don't belong inside the pearly gates.
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