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[WP] Humans have this idea that they are feared throughout the galaxy because they are willing to use any half baked, harebrained, or otherwise impossible plan to win a war. This amuses the rest of the galaxy to no end, so they play along just to see what humans think will work this time.
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[WP] You have a superpower but it only works when you are drunk and to your memory it's indistinguishable from normal drunken shenanigans.
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[WP] You are Alfred Pennyworth, a nurse at the Arkham Psychiatric Hospital. You are personally assigned to the institution's most violent patient, the son of some billionaires who thinks he's a bat and treats you like you're his personal butler.
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[WP] You find a map of your country that has an additional state that you've never heard of. Curiosity takes the best of you, so you go on a trip to find this state and to document it on video. Things quickly go awry.
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[WP]: Chester hunts and provides meat for the gang. Aster makes the ammo. You scavenge for supplies. Ben is mostly only a leader in name, but it's his job to make the hard calls. And Poppy... Poppy makes things nice. Makes you all feel like living like this isn't all bad.
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[PI] “You didn’t realize they sent you here to die, right? They didn’t send you to Earth to conquer humanity, they simply wanted to test out our abilities”
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[WP] "I'm home!" You shout, walking into your palace after a year of war on the Greek mainland. You are greeted by your sobbing wife, who holds a newborn boy in her hands. You understand instantly. You kiss your wife, coddle the child, and then pick your sword up. Zeus was going to die.
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[WP] The terrifying thing about pacifistic species is that they hate war so much that, when forced to fight, they will make damn sure their enemy can never fight again.
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[WP] Due to their small size, cuteness, and ability to bond with anything Humans are considered the universe's most sought after emotional support partners.
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