/r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "For the sake of the world, I will defeat you!" "Is that sword made out of holy essence?" "Uh, no? It's Mithril." "Then go home. You're wasting your time. Tell those gods you need a pure holy essence sword... You know what, fuck it, let's go and get you that sword. I'm sick of waiting."
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[WP] You are a powerful ancient wizard, masquerading as an unassuming, friendly and senile history teacher. But when a supervillain threatens your school, they learn to never underestimate senior citizens.
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[WP] Instead of summoning a bright eyed, naive, dense teen the summoning ritual has brought forth an exhausted 45 year old father of 4 who is more concerned about explaining his absence to his wife and boss than the prospect of adventure
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[WP] Shaking, you say "They believe its part of their nature". You discover Humanity and find them to be carriers of the universes most feared disease, thought long eradicated... "Sleep"
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[WP] You are a superhero who decided to not have a secret identity. In fact, you don't even have a costume, you regularly fight crime in you work clothes. Yet the media and your enemies act like they don't know who you are. Even your friends seem to forget unless you remind them.
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[WP] You’re a time traveller, but you never change any part of history - you just wear period clothing, relax and watch daily life go by in the past. Suddenly, someone comes up and asks you out on a date.
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[WP] You're a renowned portrait artist, painting portraits for politicians, celebrities, you name it. Late one night, there's a knock on your door. A nervous young man stands outside, pale, with elongated canine teeth. He'd like a portrait. Hasn't seen his own face in over a century.
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[WP] An invasion force rains from the sky, and you are the sentinel at the Tomb of the Unknown soldier. As monsters approach, you see the tomb itself begin to crack open, and the dirt over a thousand other graves begins to push upwards...
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[WP] You are an alien assassin tasked with killing the human ambassador. Only to find out all your poisons like caffeine, chocolate, capsaicin, tabacco mint etc. Don't work
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