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[WP]You are an eldritch deity who is occasionally summoned by foolish mortals. Usually you take advantage of their simple minds to achieve your own ends. This time, however, you just want to do your job and leave cuz the dude who summoned you is creeping you out.
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[WP] Somtimes cats bring home gifts for their owners. Usually it’s thinks like dead birds and rats. You cat has been bring home cash. First it was a few loose bills, but lately it’s been rolls of hundreds sprinkled with flecks of red that look like blood.
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[WP] You are a captain of an american space battleship. Your ship receives a distant signal and you, a pretty old man, recognize the forgotten song: "... da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov yediny, moguchy, Sovetsky Soyuz! ..."
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[WP] As a wedding gift, an NSA Agent gives the married couple a file containing surveillance footage of the event leading up to the bride and groom meeting for the first time.
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[WP] You were devout Catholic your whole life. After death, you somehow find yourself teamed up with Quetzalcoatl, fighting evil Japanese yokai in Valhalla. All the while trying to keep your entire belief system from collapsing.
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[WP] All the doctor's have said that there is nothing wrong with you. You know it isn't true. Over the past few months you have been experiencing huge holes in your memory, sometimes for days. So you hired a private investigator to follow you. Today is when you find out what they discovered.
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[WP] The hero is unwilling to fulfill their destiny. Destiny is not to be trifled with, however, so they keep accidentally advancing the plot at every turn while trying to escape from its clutches.
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[WP] Despite loving pets, the new family dog has been weirding you out. It seems way too smart for just being found on the side of a road. While alone with it for a moment, you say "I know you're a shape-shifter." From a shadow it faces you, and you hear a voice say "I'm not hurting anyone."
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[WP] Most alien races scorned humanity for their lack of psychic ability and reliance on perceiving the world through light and vibrations... until they participated in their first war. Turns out lining up straight light beams through sights lets you aim weapons at devastatingly long ranges.
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