/r/WritingPrompts

Title	Upvotes	Author
[WP] "We WILL be friends, whether you like it or not, you stupid, stubborn old lizard!" - yelled the Vampire at the ancient Dragon. Because what is the point of immortality, if you have nobody to share it with?	8633	Freevoulous
[WP] You picked up an injured cat and patched it up overnight. The next morning, you woke up to see a family of witches standing beside your bed, and one of them is holding the injured cat in her arms. That witch said, “My cat wants to adopt you. So you’re now one of us.”	8632	kawaiibeyotch
[WP] Every century, a single human is born immortal. When the world ends, you find yourself in a beautiful garden with 20 other people. A voice booms overhead as it greets all of you. “Welcome to my garden, New Gods!”	8629	Rooouel
[WP] An alien general is baffled that their state of the art stealth ships equiped with every signal blocking and camouflage technology their species has to offer keep getting destroyed, at the same time humans discover the ability to see the colour red is apparently extremely rare	8628	PotentialSmell
[WP] You won't hold heroes hostages to torture them. You won't throw a hero against a wall once you have them by the neck. You sure won't start monologuing if you have a hero at gunpoint. You're the deadliest villain in history. A villian without an ego..	8625	OtherwiseAwareness
[WP] "So, you don'r rule over Hell?" "No," replied Satan. "Hell is much older than me or even my followers. The original inhabitants of this place are the ones in charge. They ruled over us, before we managed to escape." "Escaped?" Satan sighs. "Let's just say, there's a reason God built Heaven."	8624	Goblin_Crotalus
[WP] You’re a child psychologist and, to your horror, you discover that your patients all have the same imaginary friend.	8623	NeverEnoughMuppets
[WP] A necromancer doesn't know that he can bring back the dead using magic, he just thinks he's a really good doctor.	8622	Lord_Bec22
[WP] You have often described your girlfriend as a goddess and why wouldn't you? After all she is beautiful, wise, 9 feet tall, has eyes that literally glow with holy fire, is well into her ten thousands and most of all charming and caring	8617	PotentialSmell
[WP] The alien diplomat showing you their planet directs your gaze to an ancient relic. "Here are the oldest known markings on our world, we still don't know what they represent". You are horrified, as what appear to be meaningless scribbles to them, is a desperate cry for help in your own tongue.	8615	SquooshyMarshmallows

« < > »