/r/WritingPrompts

Title	Upvotes	Author
[WP] You come to find out that every time you die, you wake up 10 days in the past with all your memories intact. After a few deaths you start abusing this newfound power of yours.	552	ezeke984
[WP] In this world, if humans get bitten 100 times by a given animal, they gain some of the animal's superhuman traits. Mosquito, cat, and spider powers are common, but the animal you got your traits from is definitely unusual.	552	wintersage
[WP] Medusa is trying to turn you into stone, but you accidentally call her "Melissa" when you first walked in, and now you're too emberassed to look at her. "It's alright, I get that all the time" she says, but you still won't look. You don't remember her powers until later.	552	gothrules4
[WP] The Computer determines the best course of attack when whipping out a species for resources, as it had done countless times with 100% success rate. Asked for a plan for Earth, the answer came back "no course of attack resulting in victory".	552	totally_swag
[WP] Turns out zombies do not actually bite, they just lick. This is about the most uncomfortable and awkward apocalypse ever.	552	Crazy_ManMan
[WP] It turns out that sloths aren't naturally slow at all. They have a special ability to network their minds, and long ago, some event caused them to allocate all the brainpower and bandwidth they could to a single urgent issue. Today, all sloths worldwide resume their normal speed.	552	Octagon_Time_Machine
[WP] Your pet parrot hasn't said anything in the five years you've owned it. Now, all of a sudden, it's "parroting" just like a parrot should. Problem is, you live alone and are certain you haven't taught it these phrases yourself. Now, you're finding things in its cage.	552	HappyInMyHead
[WP] you've been haunted your entire life by a ghost that protects you from any minor inconvenience, and intentionally terrifies anyone who hurts you. You've just started a new job, and your boss is a total dick.	552	Noob_umbrella
[WP] In the afterlife, you get a notification if you are remembered in some way. You suddenly get hundreds of notifications that statues of you are being unveiled all over the world.	552	nywarpath
[WP] Excalibur is not a sword. It is a weapon that appears in many forms, conferring extreme luck to the pure hearted chosen wielder. And the Lady is the giver of this weapon, who can also take many forms.	552	FennecWF

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