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[WP] A demon marrying an angel is not so rare, but having a child is. With neither wings nor tail, both Heaven and Hell refuse them entry, leaving them to be raised amongst the humans they look like. "Abandoned" in the middle of nowhere, you can't help but take pity, and decide to adopt the child.
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[WP] "Alright, you little assholes. Settle down. I'm Mr. Constantine. I've been asked to teach you kids how to defend against dark magic. I'm gonna teach you more than that. I am going to teach you how to *royally* !@#$ someone up."
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[WP] “Why should I?” Says the disgraced inheritor of the kingdom. “Why should I go back in royalty? When I can go to an adventure and to meet and save people!” “Why should I inherit the mistakes of my father?” “After all, you people shunned me.” “And no, I’m not coming back and thats final!”
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[WP]"This is insane, I'm not paying this. And what is your name!?", the Faye screams at you, tearing up the forms. You pull out a second copy and hand them over. "No one escapes the IRS, not even residents of the Fayewild. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way.", you say to them.
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[WP] Ancient custom dictates that once a year the old or crippled warriors are led into the arena for a final battle against the young warriors, thus ensuring an honoured place in the afterlife. Despite everything, you are kicking butt armed with nothing but a cane.
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[WP] "It's surprising that the most important person in the world has so little security." Said the assassin to his target. "I am here, there is no better security." Was the casual reply.
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[WP] You are a member of an isolated, un-contacted tribe. Your tribe worships airplanes as gods. One day, one of your mighty gods falls from the sky nearby.
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[WP] Reaper's round table, everyone tried to 1-up each other on stupid deaths. An elder reaper walks in with that no fun just business face, sits at their table, then proceeds to tell his own stupidest death collection.
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[WP] Every time you look in the mirror, you notice something subtly different about your appearance. The differences are adding up but no one seems bothered by it.
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