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[WP] "My dad is a little... non-Christian." Your girlfriend had warned. You had simply shrugged. That same night, you finally met her father. All of the confidence in the world couldn't have helped you when Lucifer himself opened the door and sneered at you. "You? You're dating my daughter?"
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[WP] You live in a swamp, and your mama always told you "never go chasing any girls in the water at night, they're mermaids who'll get in your head and make you love them obsessively." It turns out that she wasn’t crazy, since you can clearly see a mermaid in the distance fighting off an alligator.
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[WP] After you finally finished your time machine, the first thing you did was to visit Stephen Hawking's Party for Time Travelers in 2009. Little did you know, Hawking was planning to hijack your machine to go to the future and leave a body double behind.
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[WP] The ancient celestial god invading earth was ready for nukes. He was ready for tanks. He was ready to flick humans like ants. What he wasn't prepared for, though, was being defeated by an army of 470 million pissed-off house cats.
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[WP] Santa, an immensely powerful being, has been the symbol of holiday cheer for centuries. Rewarding the good people of the world with presents. But as humanity gets worse, the naughty overcome the nice... Santa decides hes had enough, and unleashes his powers to punish the world.
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[WP] You are the spouse of a pregnant vampire. Her pregnancy cravings are becoming increasingly bizarre.
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[WP] An elderly man, who believed in reincarnation, decides to leave a series of notes in the pages of obscure books at a historical library. As he starts hiding the messages for his next life, he gets a shock after finding a note from his past self...
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[EU]You've resisted meeting Professor X because your mutant power is so lame, it's embarrassing. But after your meeting he is sweating, and you could swear that just for a moment, he looked scared.
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