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[WP] “So … that military ai that we made …decided to become a professional YouTuber and streamer . “”Darn it that’s the third time already.”
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[WP] The galaxy is ruled by a bored council of advanced but physically weak species. For entertainment purposes they pick underdeveloped civilizations and have them fight naked gladiator fights and will reward the winner's species. One day humanity is picked. Humanity sends a shaved gorilla instead.
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[WP] Last year, on your birthday, you signed a deal with a demon where he can collect your soul on your 21st birthday. The next year, the demon shows up to collect only for you to say that you have only had 5 birthdays, being born on February 29th. Now the demon has to explain this to higher ups.
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[WP] You're dating an elf. On the drive to meet her parents for the first, she suddenly stops and grabs your arm. "Oh, crap. I told you I'm a princess, right?"
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[WP] You got a good new job, have learned quickly and done well, and you've just been invited to meet the boss. Outside the boss' office, you find a cache of weapons and medical supplies, and the ambient music in the office changes. You wonder what kind of boss you work for.
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[WP] You are a superhero who is treated like shit by the public. Yet you save them time and time again, because letting people come to harm, no matter how they treat you, makes you feel bad. You are secretly jealous of villains and their disregard for human life.
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[WP] You are an immortal Wiseperson that sits atop a mountain, giving out advice to those that have been able to survive the treacherous climb to see you. Over the past several centuries you swear you have seen the same donkey carrying people up over and over. Today, you confront the donkey.
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[WP] You are Death. It is your primary job to escort the souls of the dead to the various afterlives, but it is not your only job. Another job of yours is to be present at divorces, because the "till Death do us part" part of the vows requires *you* to perform them. This is one of them.
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[WP] The defendant swears before God Almighty to say the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Within five minutes of their testimony, God himself appears in the courtroom to tell them to cut the bullshit.
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