/r/WritingPrompts

Title	Upvotes	Author
[WP] In the same way that humans summon demons for impossible requests, demons summon humans for help with basic things that they cannot do themselves.	401	EvilNoobHacker
[WP] One of the greatest assassins these lands have ever seen has been given a target and special instructions. "Put salt in only his wine at a banquet as a warning we can do worse if we need to."	401	AtheistBibleScholar
[WP] You stood in the entryway with your bag filled with miniatures and character sheets, and wondered ‘what group would pay so outrageously for a dungeon master?’ Sure the house was creepy, but it was good money. The ad said to ask for a “G. Addams” but hadn’t given anything except an address.	401	Iam_DayMan
[WP] "No, Santa, I'm not going to guide your sleigh tonight after enduring years of verbal abuse and exclusion, that you could have well stopped. You know what? Fuck this, and fuck your Christmas, I'm outta here."	401	young_fire
[WP] Lately you’ve been dabbling in necromancy, and you really were intending to become the first goodnatured necromancer in history, but your necromancy projects all seem to go in the opposite direction for some reason.	401	AnyLemonade
[WP] You're supposed to empty golem cores after every use, but the professor kept forgetting. You were there hearing every one of his lessons. When he died, you repeated his lessons to the future students, they thought you were programmed by him, they even named the golemancy wing after him.	401	Red580
[WP] You are a person who has always considered themselves average. After having a tumor removed you find out you have been playing on "Hard mode".	400	SarcasticComposer
[WP] The awkward conversation between two dollar bills who first met in a church collection plate, and a week later bump into each other in a strippers fishnets.	400	ideaforanidea
[WP] You have the ability to freeze time. In an attempt to not be late to work you freeze time and start walking to your job. Among the crowd of frozen people in the city you see someone else also moving.	400	QuipLogic
[WP] You suddenly find yourself transported to a fantasy world where everything is horribly cliched...and you're the only one who knows this. You soon find the villain's hiding spot at Doom Mountain of Death, reveal the pale sharp fanged lord for a dark minion etc.	400	SirFluffyTheTerrible

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