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[WP] Humans aren't generally that advanced but their engineering capabilities are one of the top within the galaxy, since they are so stubborn. This has led to the saying "Leave a human with a machine that is ineffective, give it a few months and it will become effective."
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[EU] The Ministry of Magic has been alerted to egregious acts of negligence perpetrated by an American witch. Your job is to hunt her down. Your target's name: Ms. Valerie Frizzle.
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[WP] After abducting one of the 'humans', scientists believed they were a prey species with no drive. The specimen captured was the picture of subservience, doing anything asked of it once the translators were active. And 'subservient' was all the military needed to hear.
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[WP] You've accidentally drowned your genie after putting her lamp in the dishwasher. Your Celestial Court date is next Monday and no human lawyer will beleive you.
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[WP] You're closing up the tea shop, when suddenly a ghostly figure floats through the door. "Who are you?!" you shriek. "Apologies, you're normally gone by now. I'm the manager of the night shift."
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[WP] The hero was blessed with the power to bring people back to life, resurecting their companions to keep up the fight against the dark lord. Which is why it’s odd that they brought you, the dark lord that they fought against back to life.
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[WP] You get an e-mail that you sent to yourself 10 years ago through a "futureme"-site. For some reason you can answer these mails. Thinking it's just a mistake on the site's part, you write a mail and send it. Unexpectedly, you get an answer, from a 10 year younger you.
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[WP] You can teleport. Instead of using your powers for good or evil, you start a delivery business with a quick delivery guarantee. Amazon starts getting suspicious.
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