/r/WritingPrompts

Title	Upvotes	Author
[WP] Humans were originally designed as cheap, efficient, easily-reproducible and moldable soldiers in galactic wars. However, after an "animal rights" group won legislature in the United Galaxy, all humans were dumped on the reservation planet, Earth, and forgotten about. A millenia later...	6104	Aiyakiu
[WP] Yesterday I wrote the number 69 on my wrist as a joke. Today it's 68, and now it's not washing off.	6104	kickypie
[WP] We finally get men on Mars and they discover an old Soviet flag placed down decades ago. The Soviets won the space race but for whatever horrifying reason didn't say anything.	6099	LikeCera
[WP] Your ability to see what level of pain a person is experiencing has always helped you in your profession as a nurse. From the hovering "0.6" over the guy with the hangnail to the "42" over the crash victim. Today on the bus ride to work there is an "800" over a guy, calmly reading his paper...	6098	AttilaRS
[WP] Humans are the least intelligent species on Earth. The entire animal kingdom plays along out of pity for our idiocy.	6096	digitdaemon
[WP] "I thought you Lizardmen worshipped Dragons?" "No, why would we?" "Well, aren't they like... your ancient ancestors or something?" "Oh of course, and do humans worship a Monkey god?"	6095	DieterVonDietrich
[WP] Everybody talks about Odin the All-Father, and how he collects the souls that perished in battle to Valhalla to serve as warriors. Nobody talks about his brother, Nido, and how he collects the souls of those that triumphs in battle and live until they die of old age.	6094	TA-1000
[WP] The world is ending. A group of astrophysicists, xenobiologists, medical doctors, and other experts is loaded on a rocket. And you...but no one seems willing to tell you why.	6094	adlaiking
[WP] You are an immortal vampire, who can only be killed by a wooden stake through the heart. In a dying universe, you are now in your spaceship looking for some wood, before it is too late.	6094	TPdenhaag
[WP] You, an ancient vampire have been fighting a family of vampire hunters for centuries who vow avenge their ancestor whom you killed. After a little research things suddenly get awkward as you realize that the ancestor in question is actually you when you were just a human.	6094	Firefighter-Salt

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