/r/WritingPrompts

Title	Upvotes	Author
[WP] You own a small specialty meat purveyor. You and your crew inspect, purchase, slaughter, and butcher the animals yourselves. Years ago, on a whim, you started whispering "for Apollo" at each kill. You've just dispatched the firm's 10,000th cow.	3973	grixit
[WP] The nearby Village simply knows you as the hunter who lives in the forest, but you have a dark secret. You are the former dark Lord. Today you returned from a hunt and found the Hero that defeated you in your Hut.	3972	derDunkelElf
[WP] The demon appears in the sigil, growling. "Mortal, your soul is at stake for summoning me. What is it you desire?" You point out the window. "Can you help me get back?" The demon raises an eyebrow, following your gaze. "...Is that... Earth? Why is it getting smaller?"	3972	Wise_Mulberry3568
[WP] You, as a sort of joke, train monkeys to use typewriters and leave them in a room to do their thing. As time passes, various deities, eldritch monstrosities, and otherworldly beings start randomly approaching you, asking you how you found their private info.	3971	mylizard
[WP] Turns out every museum comes to life at night. Not everyone gets to be a guard at the Smithsonian though. You? You guard the Hollywood Horror Museum, where all the most famous horror props and icons are kept. Good luck...	3968	jjustjjoseph
[WP] One night as you play Call of Duty a particularly squeaky voiced 12 year old gives out personal information leading you to discover he is your child from a long lost lover. You must now convince him you are his father and thus banged his mom, through Xbox live. NSFW	3966	AGpicsandstuff
[WP] A cure for sleep has been found, by taking a cheap pill people no longer need to sleep. You opted to continue sleeping and now 1 year after the release of this pill you notice that people are starting to act oddly.	3966	Qboll
[WP] As a child, you were asked what you wanted to be when you grew up, and you said "Fire Truck!" After three decades and extensive cybernetic modification, that dream is realised. The alarm has just sounded! It's time to fight your first fire!	3963	Kancho_Ninja
[WP] A group of wealthy old men get tired of golf and hire you to DM a game of Dungeons and Dragons for them.	3963	wtfthatsdisgusting
[WP] You are death, but in a post apocalyptic world. Only a few survivors remain and you’re doing everything you can to help them because if they die, you die as well. The survivors can’t see you, but they feel your presence and noticed your effort. They’ve started to call you “life.”	3962	Quraga

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