/r/WritingPrompts

Title	Upvotes	Author
[WP]There is a literal black market run underground by supernatural creatures. You, a budding witch, stumbled upon it and it’s been highly beneficial to your studies and potion making. Then, the humans got in and ruined it.	3422	Circephilia
[WP] You are immortal. Every time you die, you come back to life safe and unharmed. However, despite what people might expect, you're not some thrill seeking risk taker, or crime-fighting vigilante or even a notorious criminal. You live a buttoned-down, cautious life - because dying really hurts.	3422	TheMapRabbit
[WP] The serial killer confessed to burying the bodies under the house and excavation began. 10, 25, 50 bodies were exhumed and the deeper investigators dug, the more they uncovered. You were called in when they uncovered the rotting remains of a neanderthal.	3422	Kancho_Ninja
[WP] When People want someone dead, they hire the best. When they can't afford them, they hire you. You are the Budget Assassin.	3419	ShortchangeParamecia
[WP] you are starting to get really sick of your cat always getting in your way and knocking stuff out of your hand. Little do you know you're wife is constantly trying to kill you with traps and poison and the cats saving your life.	3419	-hisdark-
[WP] “The creature is approaching—what do you do?” Asks the Dungeon Master. “I cast invisibility!” “I ready my bow!” “I read my End User Licence Agreement!” The group stops and sighs. “For the last time Gareth, ‘installation wizard’ is not a fucking class!”	3419	loopymon
[WP] You are secretly an alligator posing as a human to infiltrate their society. One day, someone says "see you later, alligator!" and you think your cover is blown.	3414	B0bsterls
[WP] "And now, I require a test of bravery." You sneer, "Oh, and what shall it be? Slay a dragon? Or something equally stupid?" The Fae smiles knowingly, "When was the last time you visited home?" Your face pales...	3411	Kami-Kahzy
[WP] Then the 92nd little pig built a house out of depleted uranium. And the wolf was like, "dude."	3410	Mister_Fish141
[WP] "I have two pills to take every day. One is so I don't kill myself. The other is so I don't kill other people. Today I dropped one pill down the drain. I don't know which it was."	3409	truthisoptional

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