/r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "You fool!" cackled the Dark One, "No man can kill me!" "But I am no man!" bellowed the hero, as he unhinged his jaw. A grotesque sound filled the hall as they hacked up impossibly large balls of cloth. Unfurling, they stand and announce "For we are actually three trench coats in a halfling!"
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[WP] Your roommate is a hulking demon, a former warlord with millennia of combat experience, and the picture of menace and brutality. You just caught them halfway through a gallon-sized bucket of your favorite ice cream, frozen like a deer in headlights.
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[WP] After discovering the power of sorcery, you used a spell to commit murder, thinking you would never be caught. However, it seems the law is secretly well aware of magic, and they have planted more mundane evidence to convict you of the crime.
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[WP] The truffala tree fell and the being revealed itself deck out in combat gear "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees! But this time around I sting like the bees! Heed my one warning these trees won't be harmed, because I am the Lorax and I'm f***ing armed!"
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[WP] A tiny dragon and a crow fight over a gold coin. They’re both equally strong, and both can fly. The crow is smart enough to dodge the fire, and the dragon is trying not to melt the coin. They tussle on the street.
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[WP] Your bong is the home of a genie. You spark the bowl and he appears to grant you 3 wishes. You're both pretty high.
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[WP] In order to understand his people better the King decides to go incognito and travel into town. To his annoyance every commoner he tries to speak to turns out to be disguised member of his royal court.
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[EU] "So sir, you called?" Peter Parker said as he stepped into his boss's office. "Yes... you see, Peter, I know your secret behind getting the Spidey photos." Peter fell back in shock. "W-what?" Jameson chuckled. "Your boyfriend's been texting you photos to prove he's safe on the job, hasn't he?"
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[WP] A man offers his firstborn to a witch in a deal. Unfortunately, he already has a firstborn who is an adult and they aren't thrilled with this random woman trying to take them
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