/r/WritingPrompts

Title	Upvotes	Author
[WP] Your day job is a sex line operator and your night job is a suicide hotline prevention operator. You have a hard time keeping track of which job you're at. NSFW NSFW	2516	IStruggleWithThings
[WP] A few years ago you got dragged into another world that you managed to help save and were sent home at the end of your quest. In the present day you're hanging around in a board game store when you overhear the names of your former companions being used as NPC's in a tabletop RPG.	2516	Spoon_Elemental
[WP] You wake up in a tub of ice with a two insicions on your back and a note that reads "Why don't you have any kidneys? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?"	2515	MrShineHimDiamond
[WP] Aliens prefer term "prey animals", Humans prefer term "herbivores". A group of alien hunters, hunting on Earth, painfully discovered why.	2515	Miecznik102
[WP]"How did I manage to get your shining "Chosen One" to my side?" The Dark Lord scoffed to the shocked royalty, "To you, they were a means to an end. Something to give you more power. I offered them to be nothing more than who they are, and I asked to know them as who they are. Not what they are."	2514	Blood-Stained-Rose
[WP] Suddenly the entire oceans become transparent and one is able to see to the ocean floor like it was a deep valley, although invisible, it is still a body of water which follows the laws of the universe. Using telescopes to view the ocean floor, humanity realises a civilization is staring back.	2512	ENG_4_ESPANOL_PM_ME
[WP] You bought an instant-print film camera 5 years ago, but to your surprise the film never ran out. Inside, instead of where the film should be, is a note, "The film runs out when you photograph your soul mate." This led you to become a professional photographer, with a very successful career.	2512	mymelin
[WP] You're pretty sure that the gas station you work at is a hotspot for eldritch beings beyond mortal understanding but this job doesn't pay enough for you to care. Also they are more polite than your average customer.	2512	PsychoGuy21
[WP] "What iteration of civilization are you on? It always takes, like, a hundred just to get to farming, then civilization falls back and resets, and it takes a thousand to trade, ten thousand to get to government... What do you mean 'One?' Your species has never been reset to hunter-gatherers?"	2511	Nomyad777
[WP] A serial killer puts his victim through a series of increasingly elaborate and sadistic death games, but his victim is a lawyer and beats everyone by finding loopholes in the killers rules.	2510	Starzajo

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