/r/WritingPrompts

Title	Upvotes	Author
[WP] "Dude this is not what it looks like!" "You know I have been looking at it for like 20 minutes and I still don't even know what it is supposed to look like."	2182	PotentialSmell
[WP] You jokingly write in the 'terms and conditions' of your software that by accepting them the person's soul is relinquishesd to you. The week after your software goes viral the Devil shows up at your door and he is pissed.	2181	J-Dubbleu
[WP] Your roommate looks human, but one day they reveal to you that they are actually half dwarf and half giant. You should have seen the signs sooner.	2180	BrienneOfTurtles
[EU] John Wick is dead, gunned down by thugs invading his home. Unfortunately, the fools left his dog alive, and his dog now has their scent...	2180	GiveTheLemonsBack
[WP] "Sir, drop the sword. You are under arrest!" The confused knight stammers and questions why. "Sir Dragon's gold was made legitimately through years of mercantilism, we have the books." The knight shakes his head. "And the princess?" He looks to the unconscious woman. "She's his accountant."	2179	lordhelmos
[WP](NSFW) The world has moved on from nature documentaries, leaving many narrators out of a job. These men and women turn to a new field; narrating pornography. NSFW	2178	NotALockNessMonster
[WP] It's scientifically proven that resurrection is real. At the age of 18 everyone gets tested to see who they were in their previous past lives, at which point any intellectual property is given back to them.	2178	1800generalkenobi
[WP] "Attention Employees: Management at Grocery-Love will no longer be accepting 'rivers of lava', 'hordes of demons', or 'confronted by a Horseman' as a late excuse. We're all living through the apocalypse and have to think of the team first."	2178	FennecWF
[WP] For as long as you can remember, you've been crafting a story. It quickly became a sort of wish fulfilment, a way to escape the pain of the real world. Today, you wake up with the main character sitting at the foot of your bed. They can see inside your head just as you can see inside theirs.	2174	VeXedZenith
[WP] Your 2 year old has really starting becoming vocal in the past month. Though you cant understand a word they say. Friday night comes and you go pick up the usual Chinese. Toddler in hand, he starts his usual gibberish, but, the hostess, clearly impressed, responds.	2174	Itsdarob13

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