/r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Every day at your job you learn a secret that shatters your reality, you have seen horrors beyond the ability for words to describe and things that mankind was never meant to witness. You are a janitor, and you wish those top-secret experiments could be less messy.
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[WP] You were born with the curse of Murphy's Law, stating that if something can go wrong for you, it will. Knowing this, you've become a villain for the benefit of mankind and began working with local heroes who understand your situation and refuse to imprison you.
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[WP] Aliens have finally reached Earth and, per Intergalactic Law, have sent their most average champion to win the planet. A device is sent to find the most average human to accept the challenge and duel for the fate of Earth. It's you.
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[WP] During a routine checkup with your doctor you both discover your butthole is the stargate. The governments of the world are now out to capture you and harness the power of your ass.
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[WP] You've finally retired the D&D character you've been playing for years, having their story end with them becoming a new god in the setting you played. About a month later you hear about a new religion, whose god sounds oddly familiar.
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[WP] “You have been chosen, Earth man, the crystal in my hand will imbue you with the pow- where are you going?” , “Like I told the other guy last week, I’m not interested, please stop showing up calling me The Chosen One.”
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[WP] The Chosen One was indeed born... but it was 80 years ago. And now somehow, the mentor character, younger than the protagonist, has to convince him to put aside the walker and save the day.
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[WP] Every Monday you and your coworkers order Chinese food for a nice lunch together as a team. Everyone's sharing what their fortune cookie says, laughing, and having a good time. It's almost your turn so you open yours. It says "Don't say anything. Just run as fast you can! Get out now!"
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[WP] One day you wake up and discover that you have gained X-Ray Vision. Being a good guy you decide not to use it as it only works on clothing. But after some disgusted stares and comments you realize everyone around you can see through your clothes as long as you're not using your Power.
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