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[WP]The alien superpower thought humans were stupid and easy to contain. That was before they new of the horror known as: "The Lockpicking Lawyer..."
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[WP] You’ve been a proud farm-owner for 40 years. However, hordes of migrating adventurers visit each year, insisting on completely renovating your farm and muttering about “quests” and “hidden achievements”. Your farm is now bigger than the nearest fortress. Your wife is concerned.
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[WP] Superman lands in a slightly different part of Kansas and is raised by the Westboro Baptist Church.
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[WP] In a world of demigods of all pantheons and powers, people never think much of you, the quiet one who keeps their head down. Sometimes, people try to guess who your godly mother is- Athena? Bast? Frigg? You tell them they're wrong. You don't tell them it's Cthulhu.
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[WP] “Humans are so weak, the best weapons they have are tiny, dull claws!” “That’s why they build weapons.” “They do what now?”
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[WP] You survive the zombie apocalypse and realize that they're incredibly useful. For example, you can generate free electricity forever by putting the zombies in giant hamster wheels. You become determined to create a zombie-powered utopia.
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[WP] Once every four years, in a top secret location all former presidents and the standing President of the United States gather with one goal. Roast the ever living shit out of the standing president.
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[WP] Tired of abducting humans, the aliens are publicly offering free spaceship rides to anyone willing to undergo their experiments.
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