/r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You have been given magical gifts suitable for fairytale princesses. Whenever you sing, forest creatures gather near; anything you wear turns into a lovely tailored dress; and handsome princes are drawn to you. The problem is, your name is Joe, and you're a 40 year old grizzly biker.
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[WP] You are a 100 year old lady living alone, your neighbor offered to buy your house and let you live in it rent free. Its been 10 years now, he doesn't know you are immortal and he is getting very inpatient!
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[WP] Earth broadcasts its location to the greater universe. Almost immediately, first contact is initiated - not by benevolent beings or warmongering conquerors, but by alien salesmen, telemarketers, and scam artists.
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[WP] You never really saw yourself as close to your mad scientist of a sibling, but after a terrible accident, you find them standing over you, having restored you to the best of their ability.
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[WP] You return home from a long, foreign war, only to find that many of the people you knew in your small town are now gone. However, every night a man puts on a puppet show in the town square and you recognize the puppets - they look just like your missing friends and neighbors.
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[WP] "You idiots!" said the mage. "If you want to kill a dungeon you don't go about it by wondering deeper into it's belly until you get to the bottom. That's suicidal. You have to rupture it from the outside and invade. Don't play by its rules. Use explosives liberally."
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[WP] Adolf Hitler is a time traveler who starts world war two to save us from something far more terrible. NSFW
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[WP] It was well known that the Americans were using werewolves, and that the Germans and Soviets each had their own race of vampires to help them in WWII. Not many people knew of the secret Canadian platoon and their wendigo.
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[WP] You're a Realtor but you were ritualistically tortured and killed and now do that same job but for Hell, selling apartments and condos along lakes of fire and prisons for the exceptionally evil. Your latest client is the man who murdered you, your remember him but he has no clue who you are.
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