/r/WritingPrompts
[EU] For years, you had an imaginary friend you called "Tink." Then, one day, at the park, an old man in a green cap with a strange shadow points at Tink and says, "Tinker Bell chose you, I see? Never could trust fairies."
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[WP] You are an Engineer who became a Wizard. Problem is, you discovered that some magic is practiced really inefficiently.
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[WP] "The real treasure is the friends you made along the way," the scroll reads. You grumble and turn to show the rest of your team, only to find they've all been turned to statues of gold
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[WP] “Although we are grateful to you for defeating our oppressors, you were meant to die in battle…” your “allies” suddenly turned their weapons on you, “Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.”
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[EU] Deadpool and the Joker provide color commentary on the annual Marvel vs. DC charity football game, played on the deck of the S.H.I.E.L.D Helicarrier.
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[WP] "Oh, no. What a shame." you say sarcastically as your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson died. You realize immortality has completely desensitized you. You're the biggest asshole that ever walked on Earth.
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[WP] You are a cosmic being that likes to terraform planets as a hobby. Galactic law permits creation of life up to Class III. Noticing the creatures on your latest planet are getting close to Class IV, you flick an asteroid at the planet. Some time later, you realise you didn’t check for survivors
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[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.
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[WP] You were born with a secret curse: you involuntarily alternate between each gender every midnight. As a result, you live two different lives. One night, your friends discover your secret in the worst way imaginable. NSFW
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