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[WP] You're entering the building of your new job, you got hired just like that, no interview, just a mail telling you the good news. While the elevator is going up, you read the sign taped on the metal wall: "If you have any feeling of deja-vu past this point, report to management immediately."
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[WP] “So, you are to tell me that if I do what you say every day for 8 hours,” the Wendigo started, “you will reward me with daily fresh meat?” The farmer nodded. “Could really use a hand nowadays.”
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[WP] You lead two lives. While awake, you live a normal life, but when you sleep you find yourself bartending at an interdemensional bar.
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[EU] You opened the doors to Joker's hideout "Bat - Oh you are not Batman,who are you?" Joker asked. You replied as you were reloading your shotgun "I'm Dave the unpaid intern of justice league".
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[WP] You can talk to pigeons and only pigeons. In exchange for some seeds or if they trust you enough, they tell you things, like where the best bread spots are, embarrassing things humans or other pigeons have done, or what's under the statues around the city that keep them from moving.
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[WP] "Join a convent? No, dear child, that's down the road. We are a coven. But since you're here ... would you like to come in?"
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[WP]: "But the most curious thing is that humans don't have a mating season. They just act really weird all year round."
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[WP] You die and find yourself at the gates of heaven, but they're rusted and hanging open. The entire place seems abandoned.
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