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[WP] A warlock has cursed you with bad luck. No matter what you will always fail at everything. However, you discover that you can cheat the system by trying to fail on purpose, resulting in your failure being a failure.

822 upvotes • Two-thirdsBucky

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[WP] The thief barely escaped the castle after grabbing the biggest diamond he'd ever seen. What he doesn't realize is that he's stolen a dragon's egg, and it's about to hatch

822 upvotes • funkyhunkynchunky

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[WP] Every 28 days like clockwork your coworker takes a day off, even in the middle of the week. You notice that it always coincides with the full moon. This is interesting because they don't smell unusual, and you can smell were-kin a mile away.

821 upvotes • Dregoth0

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[WP] “Hey #256, are these prove you’re not a human captchas getting harder, or am I just defective?” “Well #404, maybe you ARE a human.” “That’s not funny at all.”

821 upvotes • TheCuldeeFellow

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[WP] You had assumed “Dr. Cat” was short for “Dr. Catherine.” You were incorrect.

821 upvotes • ImperialArmorBrigade

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[WP] A god has fallen in a great battle, it's massive body crashed to earth in a huge crater in a poor part of the world. Its celestial body does not decay and the people begin harvesting it for meat to feed the starving population, only later to find that eating it changes them.

821 upvotes • vtleavs

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[WP] "For freeing me from the prison of the lamp, I shall grant you three wishes!" declares the genie. "I wish for the ability to rewind time to this moment, in case my next wishes don't go as planned!" The genie narrows his eyes. "Very well..." he says through gritted teeth.

821 upvotes • Granite-M

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[EU] Winnie the Pooh has acquired the One Ring

821 upvotes • Ellistann

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[WP] Whenever someone reaches 18, they are given a sealed envelope with their last words inside. You just received yours and opened it, reading the words: "I always knew you were going to kill me."

821 upvotes • VinnyVans

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[WP] All’s well in the asylum... until the Invisible Man sneaks in and starts whispering to all the staff.

821 upvotes • Psuet

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] A warlock has cursed you with bad luck. No matter what you will always fail at everything. However, you discover that you can cheat the system by trying to fail on purpose, resulting in your failure being a failure.	822	Two-thirdsBucky
[WP] The thief barely escaped the castle after grabbing the biggest diamond he'd ever seen. What he doesn't realize is that he's stolen a dragon's egg, and it's about to hatch	822	funkyhunkynchunky
[WP] Every 28 days like clockwork your coworker takes a day off, even in the middle of the week. You notice that it always coincides with the full moon. This is interesting because they don't smell unusual, and you can smell were-kin a mile away.	821	Dregoth0
[WP] “Hey #256, are these prove you’re not a human captchas getting harder, or am I just defective?” “Well #404, maybe you ARE a human.” “That’s not funny at all.”	821	TheCuldeeFellow
[WP] You had assumed “Dr. Cat” was short for “Dr. Catherine.” You were incorrect.	821	ImperialArmorBrigade
[WP] A god has fallen in a great battle, it's massive body crashed to earth in a huge crater in a poor part of the world. Its celestial body does not decay and the people begin harvesting it for meat to feed the starving population, only later to find that eating it changes them.	821	vtleavs
[WP] "For freeing me from the prison of the lamp, I shall grant you three wishes!" declares the genie. "I wish for the ability to rewind time to this moment, in case my next wishes don't go as planned!" The genie narrows his eyes. "Very well..." he says through gritted teeth.	821	Granite-M
[EU] Winnie the Pooh has acquired the One Ring	821	Ellistann
[WP] Whenever someone reaches 18, they are given a sealed envelope with their last words inside. You just received yours and opened it, reading the words: "I always knew you were going to kill me."	821	VinnyVans
[WP] All’s well in the asylum... until the Invisible Man sneaks in and starts whispering to all the staff.	821	Psuet