/r/WritingPrompts

Title	Upvotes	Author
[EU] The dragons of Skyrim have bad eyesight, and as an Argonian Dragonborn, you're a little annoyed with how often they mistake you for a baby dragon.	815	insaniac102
[WP] It's not actually possible to get "blackout" drunk. In fact, drinking too much alcohol opens the human mind to the incomprehensible eldritch knowledge that actually governs the universe, which the human mind has no ability to process or remember.	815	ablackenedrose
[WP] You have the ability to pause time at any moment for as long as you want. But instead of saving the world or robbing banks, you decide to always have a witty remark when someone insults you.	815	MagicMajeck
[WP] You are a demon about to possess your first human victim. Shortly after taking over, it becomes clear that this person is a psychopath, possibly more evil than you are. You decide the only fitting way to torment him, is to force him to be a good person.	815	veryrealzack
[WP] You've made an impressive name for yourself as an exorcist, getting rid of some of the nastiest hauntings there are. What nobody knows is that you don't have a particular talent for it; you yourself are just haunted by a spirit so terrifying, that even ghosts flee before it.	815	Mysral
[WP] Master Chief watched as the man in power armor he didn’t recognize tore an elite in half with his bare hands. “Cortana- who is that?” Before she could answer, they received a transmission from a mysterious AI, “hello, I am Vega, the sentient intelligence who was assigned to Mars”.	815	HDOOM16
[WP] A stranger hands you the largest emerald you’ve ever seen and asks for some sticks. Jokingly, you say you’ll need 3 of them for 12 sticks. He hands them over.	815	Goldlizardv5
[WP] A dog and a man are the last of their kind on Earth, and they journey around the world. However, everytime the dog dies he is reincarnated into a puppy that is found nearby. Everytime the man dies, the dog stumbles upon another man	814	MoregankFeedman
[WP] A future where we fight with robots and drones so gamers are recruited to do all the battling. Except gamers will be gamers and still do dumb stuff like 360 no scope, and teabagging.	814	chaoskid42
[WP] Egyptian mummies are not mummified dead kings they are imprisoned immortals who were dried out as punishment. Someone just miss translated "dont add water." Too "just add water."	814	ggouge

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